necklace
My necklaces have a tendency to break. As I put my most recent necklace on this morning, I thought to myself, "today's the day it's going to break." The "clasp" of this necklack was a twine-like loop that wrapped around a metal disc. The loop was thinning and near frayed. I figured that soon it would just snap and the necklace would slide off my neck unharmed.
I was almost right. The necklace did break today. It was statistics, about halfway through. I sneezed and then heard the sound of a bunch of little beads falling. My first reaction was "holy crap, what just came out of my nose?" I looked at my hand and saw that I was holding on to about 40 little red and white beads. Still thinking they came out of my nose, I freaked, but then it hit me that my necklace snapped. It broke right in the middle, nowhere near the clasp, and fell all over the floor.
And then I found five dollars.
I was almost right. The necklace did break today. It was statistics, about halfway through. I sneezed and then heard the sound of a bunch of little beads falling. My first reaction was "holy crap, what just came out of my nose?" I looked at my hand and saw that I was holding on to about 40 little red and white beads. Still thinking they came out of my nose, I freaked, but then it hit me that my necklace snapped. It broke right in the middle, nowhere near the clasp, and fell all over the floor.
And then I found five dollars.


