Laughter is the Best Medicine
It's true, laughter really is the best medicine, especially to us anti-social folk. From
my experience at least (which mainly means me) anti-socialists tend to sit in their rooms
all day feeling sorry for themselves, feeling no-one else understands, and just generally
taking themselves too seriously. What everyone needs I think is a good rolicking round of
laughter directed at themselves, and then they'll be able to get along with life a little
easier. After all, as Hobbes once said to Calvin, "I think if we weren't able to laugh we
wouldn't be able to react to a lot of life." It may have been said by a stuffed tiger, but
it's true nonetheless.
Just what is an anti-socialist anyway? Take this simple quiz and see if you are in our
ranks.
Now I like to think I'm a kind and loving sort of human being who lives and lets live. But the sad fact
of the matter is most people get on my nerves, a lot. See me find a list of the few things I actually DO
like by picking out some people who don't get on my nerves and delving into the mystery of
why. (now for the people I know that come by and get all hurt that they aren't on
there....don't worry!! I like you too. I'm just not done yet. Either
that or I just haven't had the heart to tell you that you get on my
nerves yet. It's entirelly possible.)
Are some of you out there just aspiring anti-socialists? Are you craving the increased individuality and
subsequent intelligence that simply goes hand in hand with being anti-social? Well your search is over,
because I've made a handy dandy guide that will help you reach your goal, and before you know it, you'll
be a pathetic loser just like the rest of us. (Muhahahahaha.......)
Questions? Comments? Complaints? Stories about your lack of goldfish pictures?
Send them to (me) at
c741232@showme.missouri.edu.
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